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<rss xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><title>Up Your Bum</title><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/</link><atom:link xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/feed/rss2/comments/"/><description>Just like Marmite, you'll either love it... or you will hate it!!!</description><language>en-EU</language><generator>MokoFeed</generator><ttl>10</ttl><image><title>Up Your Bum</title><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/</link><url>http://data5.blog.de/design/preview/f5/939762c0044617bdae001037569964_160x200.jpg</url></image><item><title>In response to:The Bathroom Song</title><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/the-bathroom-song-6485508/#c10392662</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2009-07-10:/2009/07/10/the-bathroom-song-6485508/#c10392662</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:49:55 +0200</pubDate><description>It would have been funnier if the kid was sayin "Fucking stop that Dad!" :)) xx</description><comments>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/the-bathroom-song-6485508/#c10392662</comments></item><item><title>In response to:Kunt and the Gang - I Sucked Off A Bloke</title><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/kunt-and-the-gang-i-sucked-off-a-bloke-6485464/#c10392632</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2009-07-10:/2009/07/10/kunt-and-the-gang-i-sucked-off-a-bloke-6485464/#c10392632</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:44:48 +0200</pubDate><description>:)) That was so funny :)) xx</description><comments>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/kunt-and-the-gang-i-sucked-off-a-bloke-6485464/#c10392632</comments></item><item><title>In response to:Rollerskating Babies - Evian Creative</title><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/rollerskating-babies-evian-creative-6485524/#c10389762</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2009-07-10:/2009/07/10/rollerskating-babies-evian-creative-6485524/#c10389762</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:50:09 +0200</pubDate><description>I shall prepare a complaint for the Advertising Standards Agency at once. Babies seeing that might assume they can do what it shows...</description><comments>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/rollerskating-babies-evian-creative-6485524/#c10389762</comments></item><item><title>In response to:The Book of Genesis Revisited</title><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/the-book-of-genesis-revisited-6485550/#c10389698</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2009-07-10:/2009/07/10/the-book-of-genesis-revisited-6485550/#c10389698</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:40:56 +0200</pubDate><description>LOL :)</description><comments>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/the-book-of-genesis-revisited-6485550/#c10389698</comments></item><item><title>In response to:Do The Green Thing</title><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/do-the-green-thing-6485578/#c10389511</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2009-07-10:/2009/07/10/do-the-green-thing-6485578/#c10389511</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:10:41 +0200</pubDate><description>:DD</description><comments>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/do-the-green-thing-6485578/#c10389511</comments></item><item><title>In response to:Rollerskating Babies - Evian Creative</title><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/rollerskating-babies-evian-creative-6485524/#c10389495</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2009-07-10:/2009/07/10/rollerskating-babies-evian-creative-6485524/#c10389495</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:08:20 +0200</pubDate><description>LOL :)</description><comments>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/rollerskating-babies-evian-creative-6485524/#c10389495</comments></item><item><title>In response to:Kunt and the Gang - I Sucked Off A Bloke</title><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/kunt-and-the-gang-i-sucked-off-a-bloke-6485464/#c10389481</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2009-07-10:/2009/07/10/kunt-and-the-gang-i-sucked-off-a-bloke-6485464/#c10389481</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:06:53 +0200</pubDate><description>"Cheesy dipstick" :))</description><comments>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/kunt-and-the-gang-i-sucked-off-a-bloke-6485464/#c10389481</comments></item><item><title>In response to:The Bathroom Song</title><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/the-bathroom-song-6485508/#c10389470</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2009-07-10:/2009/07/10/the-bathroom-song-6485508/#c10389470</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:05:28 +0200</pubDate><description>Poor child had to put with the torture! T'was funny though. :)</description><comments>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/the-bathroom-song-6485508/#c10389470</comments></item><item><title>In response to:The Astounding World of the Future</title><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/the-astounding-world-of-the-future-6485433/#c10389380</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2009-07-10:/2009/07/10/the-astounding-world-of-the-future-6485433/#c10389380</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:52:23 +0200</pubDate><description>LOL :)</description><comments>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/the-astounding-world-of-the-future-6485433/#c10389380</comments></item><item><title>In response to:Kunt and the Gang - I Sucked Off A Bloke</title><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/kunt-and-the-gang-i-sucked-off-a-bloke-6485464/#c10389299</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2009-07-10:/2009/07/10/kunt-and-the-gang-i-sucked-off-a-bloke-6485464/#c10389299</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:43:10 +0200</pubDate><description>Omg, too funny, thank you for sharing!</description><comments>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/kunt-and-the-gang-i-sucked-off-a-bloke-6485464/#c10389299</comments></item><item><title>In response to:Hitler finds out Michael Jackson has died!</title><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/03/hitler-finds-out-michael-jackson-has-died-6442930/#c10333734</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2009-07-04:/2009/07/03/hitler-finds-out-michael-jackson-has-died-6442930/#c10333734</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 06:43:24 +0200</pubDate><description>Michael Joseph Jackson was born August 29, 1958 in Gary, Indiana, an industrial suburb of Chicago. The son of African-American parents Joseph Walter "Joe" Jackson and Katherine Esther Scruse, he was the seventh of nine children. His siblings are Rebbie, Jackie, Tito, Jermaine, La Toya, Marlon, Randy and Janet. Joseph Jackson was a steel mill employee who often performed in an R&amp;B band called The Falcons with his brother Luther. Jackson was raised as a Jehovah's Witness by his devout mother. Joseph Jackson has an additional daughter named Joh Vonnie Jackson who is actually the youngest sibling of Michael Jackson. The family lived at 2300 Jackson St., near Roosevelt Park; Michael often reflected that he wanted to play with neighborhood children but was rarely allowed because of the incessant rehearsals demanded by his father.&lt;br&gt;
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Books of Michael Jackson can be found at http://kingjacko.co.cc/&lt;br&gt;
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Jackson had a notable impact on music and culture throughout the world. He broke down racial barriers, transformed the art of the music video and paved the way for modern pop music in his own country. &lt;br&gt;
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Music of Michael Jackson can be found at http://kingjacko.co.cc/&lt;br&gt;
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For much of his career, he had an "unparalleled" level of worldwide influence over the younger generation through his musical and humanitarian contributions. Jackson donated and raised millions of dollars for beneficial causes through his Heal the World Foundation, charity singles, and support of 39 charities. &lt;br&gt;
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Sales of any item at http://kingjacko.co.cc/ will be donated to charities&lt;br&gt;
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On June 25, 2009, Jackson collapsed at his rented mansion at 100 North Carolwood Drive in the Holmby Hills area of Los Angeles. Attempts at resuscitating him by his personal physician were unsuccessful. Los Angeles Fire Department paramedics received a 911 call at 12:22 p.m. (PDT), arriving three minutes and seventeen seconds later at Jackson's location. He was reportedly not breathing and CPR was performed. Resuscitation efforts continued both en route to the Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center, and for an hour further after arriving at approximately 1:13 p.m. (20:13 UTC). He was noted to have been in cardiac arrest by the paramedics who attended him at his house. Jackson was pronounced dead at approximately 2:26 p.m. local time (21:26 UTC). Rumors and news of Jackson's death broke web records, triggering a cyberspace traffic jam and creating severe traffic spikes to websites such as Google, Facebook, Twitter and Wikipedia. Vigils were held by members of the general public after the death.&lt;br&gt;
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You can find many things to remember Michael Jackson at http://kingjacko.co.cc/ &lt;br&gt;
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Michael Joseph Jackson (August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009), his music will live forever.&lt;br&gt;
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Simply click on the 'STEAL THIS' link to get the code to add it to other blogs/websites...</description><comments>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/11/20/perils-of-running-the-matrix-on-windows-xp-5067024/#c8325392</comments></item><item><title>In response to:Perils of running 'The Matrix' on Windows XP</title><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/11/20/perils-of-running-the-matrix-on-windows-xp-5067024/#c8322323</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2008-11-20:/2008/11/20/perils-of-running-the-matrix-on-windows-xp-5067024/#c8322323</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:59:04 +0100</pubDate><description>Excellent...HLOL...Can I borrow it? GBHs...XXX</description><comments>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/11/20/perils-of-running-the-matrix-on-windows-xp-5067024/#c8322323</comments></item><item><title>In response to:My head's up my arse</title><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/06/10/my-head-s-up-my-arse-4298415/#c8291657</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2008-11-17:/2008/06/10/my-head-s-up-my-arse-4298415/#c8291657</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 14:23:46 +0100</pubDate><description>&lt;a href="http://english-145219773173.spampoison.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://pics4.inxhost.com/images/sticker.gif" border="0" width="80" height="15"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description><comments>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/06/10/my-head-s-up-my-arse-4298415/#c8291657</comments></item><item><title>In response to:Meat Water - Is this a joke?</title><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/07/05/meat-water-is-this-a-joke-4407418/#c8115718</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2008-10-29:/2008/07/05/meat-water-is-this-a-joke-4407418/#c8115718</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 02:45:59 +0100</pubDate><description>Yes... apparently, it is true!!!</description><comments>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/07/05/meat-water-is-this-a-joke-4407418/#c8115718</comments></item><item><title>In response to:Meat Water - Is this a joke?</title><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/07/05/meat-water-is-this-a-joke-4407418/#c8112870</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2008-10-28:/2008/07/05/meat-water-is-this-a-joke-4407418/#c8112870</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 20:14:02 +0100</pubDate><description>no spoof!! great thing! i love it!!</description><comments>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/07/05/meat-water-is-this-a-joke-4407418/#c8112870</comments></item><item><title>In response to:Is this the voice of Satan - Very creepy</title><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/is-this-the-voice-ofsatan-verycreepy-4925958/#c8086052</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2008-10-25:/2008/10/24/is-this-the-voice-ofsatan-verycreepy-4925958/#c8086052</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 13:47:50 +0200</pubDate><description>I'm not too surprised, after all, we had a dog on the telly that can say, "Sausages"...</description><comments>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/is-this-the-voice-ofsatan-verycreepy-4925958/#c8086052</comments></item><item><title>In response to:Is this the voice of Satan - Very creepy</title><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/is-this-the-voice-ofsatan-verycreepy-4925958/#c8086043</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2008-10-25:/2008/10/24/is-this-the-voice-ofsatan-verycreepy-4925958/#c8086043</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 13:45:52 +0200</pubDate><description>Me neither... but I'm guessing it's saying something like, "Worms, moths, bugs... anything, just feed me"...</description><comments>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/is-this-the-voice-ofsatan-verycreepy-4925958/#c8086043</comments></item><item><title>In response to:This radio DJ's broadcast is so hot - Flaming bloody hot</title><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/thisradio64ca60972a6ec926d1c4b9d31080c687-sbroadcastis-sohot-flaming-bloodyhot-4926042/#c8086022</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2008-10-25:/2008/10/24/thisradio64ca60972a6ec926d1c4b9d31080c687-sbroadcastis-sohot-flaming-bloodyhot-4926042/#c8086022</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 13:41:26 +0200</pubDate><description>Perhaps they should have told him that the news bulletin was hot off the press...</description><comments>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/thisradio64ca60972a6ec926d1c4b9d31080c687-sbroadcastis-sohot-flaming-bloodyhot-4926042/#c8086022</comments></item><item><title>In response to:Chimpanzee rides a Segway</title><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/chimpanzee-rides-asegway-4925912/#c8086009</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2008-10-25:/2008/10/24/chimpanzee-rides-asegway-4925912/#c8086009</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 13:38:35 +0200</pubDate><description>Jade can have her monkey, because all I'm wanting is the Segway...</description><comments>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/chimpanzee-rides-asegway-4925912/#c8086009</comments></item><item><title>In response to:Arrrrrgh!!! Get it out of my head...</title><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/arrrrrgh-get-it-out-of-my-head-4925901/#c8085990</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2008-10-25:/2008/10/24/arrrrrgh-get-it-out-of-my-head-4925901/#c8085990</guid><pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 13:36:01 +0200</pubDate><description>After a night out last-night, my head feels like something wants to explode out of it...</description><comments>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/arrrrrgh-get-it-out-of-my-head-4925901/#c8085990</comments></item><item><title>In response to:This radio DJ's broadcast is so hot - Flaming bloody hot</title><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/thisradio64ca60972a6ec926d1c4b9d31080c687-sbroadcastis-sohot-flaming-bloodyhot-4926042/#c8083361</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2008-10-24:/2008/10/24/thisradio64ca60972a6ec926d1c4b9d31080c687-sbroadcastis-sohot-flaming-bloodyhot-4926042/#c8083361</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 23:53:32 +0200</pubDate><description>That must have been some fucking news bulletin he was readin! :)) xx</description><comments>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/thisradio64ca60972a6ec926d1c4b9d31080c687-sbroadcastis-sohot-flaming-bloodyhot-4926042/#c8083361</comments></item><item><title>In response to:Is this the voice of Satan - Very creepy</title><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/is-this-the-voice-ofsatan-verycreepy-4925958/#c8083337</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2008-10-24:/2008/10/24/is-this-the-voice-ofsatan-verycreepy-4925958/#c8083337</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 23:48:48 +0200</pubDate><description>wow i only thought parrot's could talk but i did'nt know other ones could talk :)&lt;br&gt;
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jade </description><comments>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/is-this-the-voice-ofsatan-verycreepy-4925958/#c8083337</comments></item><item><title>In response to:Chimpanzee rides a Segway</title><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/chimpanzee-rides-asegway-4925912/#c8083280</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2008-10-24:/2008/10/24/chimpanzee-rides-asegway-4925912/#c8083280</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 23:39:20 +0200</pubDate><description>See u! now Jade wants a monkey! don't think Santa will be bringing her one :)) xx</description><comments>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/chimpanzee-rides-asegway-4925912/#c8083280</comments></item><item><title>In response to:Arrrrrgh!!! Get it out of my head...</title><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/arrrrrgh-get-it-out-of-my-head-4925901/#c8083236</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2008-10-24:/2008/10/24/arrrrrgh-get-it-out-of-my-head-4925901/#c8083236</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 23:30:54 +0200</pubDate><description>eww gives me the chills but the ant was a bit funny :))&lt;br&gt;
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jade</description><comments>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/arrrrrgh-get-it-out-of-my-head-4925901/#c8083236</comments></item><item><title>In response to:Is this the voice of Satan - Very creepy</title><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/is-this-the-voice-ofsatan-verycreepy-4925958/#c8081935</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2008-10-24:/2008/10/24/is-this-the-voice-ofsatan-verycreepy-4925958/#c8081935</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 20:42:39 +0200</pubDate><description>Definitely not...but I couldn't understand a word it was saying...:)) GBHs...XXX</description><comments>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/is-this-the-voice-ofsatan-verycreepy-4925958/#c8081935</comments></item><item><title>In response to:Amazing Food Sculpture</title><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/amazing-62506be34d574da4a0d158a67253ea99sculpture-4925396/#c8081805</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2008-10-24:/2008/10/24/amazing-62506be34d574da4a0d158a67253ea99sculpture-4925396/#c8081805</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 20:21:46 +0200</pubDate><description>Perhaps it's time that the phrase, "Don't play with your food" is re-thought...</description><comments>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/amazing-62506be34d574da4a0d158a67253ea99sculpture-4925396/#c8081805</comments></item><item><title>In response to:Amazing Food Sculpture</title><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/amazing-62506be34d574da4a0d158a67253ea99sculpture-4925396/#c8081795</link><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2008-10-24:/2008/10/24/amazing-62506be34d574da4a0d158a67253ea99sculpture-4925396/#c8081795</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 20:20:11 +0200</pubDate><description>I guess you could call it 'Food for thought', I suppose...</description><comments>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/amazing-62506be34d574da4a0d158a67253ea99sculpture-4925396/#c8081795</comments></item></channel></rss>
