http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/Just like Marmite, you'll either love it... or you will hate it!!!en-EUhttp://backend.userland.com/rss092http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/http://data5.blog.de/design/preview/f5/939762c0044617bdae001037569964_160x200.jpg <p>Are you involved in the acrimonious death of a relationship right now? More importantly, are you some sort of hate-filled misanthropist? If so, you may want to deal with <a title="Revenge Crabs - Give your " href="http://www.revengecrabs.com">these guys</a> and give your Ex an STD.</p> <p><a title="Revenge Crabs - Give your " href="http://www.revengecrabs.com"><img src="http://revengecrabs.com/images/120x60revenge.jpg" alt="Get Even with Revenge Crabs"></a></p> <p>So what do the Revenge Crabs guys say they can do for you:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Pubic Lice is what we do!</strong></p> <p>In short, we give crabs to your ex-partner. No if’s, not too many and’s, but we do promise a very itchy butt. You’ve got an ex, a grudge and a valid credit card, and we’ve got crabs.If you want a way to get back that doesn’t involve permanent damage or risk of personal injury or jail time, you now have a place to turn.</p> <p>Imagine, if you can, that you have an ex. It might be an ex girlfriend, an ex boyfriend or ex wife or husband. Heck, it can be an ex-fling for all we care, but imagine in this crazy little hypothetical that you have an ex, whatever that may mean to you. Now imagine, if you can imagine it, that you might have some reason why you don’t like this ex of yours. What could you possibly do to get back at him or her? I have an idea, and it’s just so crazy it might work.</p> </blockquote> <p>I though this website service was just a joke at first, but after extensive research, it turns out that it's the real deal. And now that I've decided upon a couple of Ex's who warrant this kind of revenge exacted upon them, I just have to figure out a way to get close enough to my victims to start making them itch. Ideas and suggestion by anyone are welcomed!!!</p> <p><a title="Revenge Crabs - Give your " href="http://www.revengecrabs.com"><img src="http://www.revengecrabs.com/wp-content/uploads/revenge-crabs-hotty-crabby.jpg" alt="Revenge Crabs - Give your " width="280" height="492"></a></p> <p>Just click on the image above to visit the website now...</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/09/14/revenge-crabs-give-your-ex-partner-an-std-6962171/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/09/14/revenge-crabs-give-your-ex-partner-an-std-6962171/Mon, 14 Sep 2009 17:04:43 +0200 <p>His name is Rob, he hates the taste of animals, he hates saddos with too many gadgets and he hates his mother for always nagging him to drive up and see her. He is the man who does all the right things but for all the wrong reasons. Play his video confession - and yes he does eat his cat.</p> <p>"A charity asked me to make a video about green issues," explains ginger fuhrer Rob. "Hope you like it as I've made myself look like an utter prick making it." It's not long in before the blood and piss and anger start flying about.</p> <p class="center"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/do-the-green-thing-6485578/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/do-the-green-thing-6485578/Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:57:42 +0200 <p>To critique Intelligent Design's absurd marriage of science with religion, Michael Shermer has penned the following revision of the Genesis creation story. Ideal for sending to your local vicar whilst you masturbate your man cock by slapping it between the heavy pages of The God Delusion. Oh sorry - just me then?</p> <p>By Michael Shermer, editor of "Sceptic Magazine" and author of "Why Darwin Matters": He says:</p> <p>"To convey the logical absurdity of trying to squeeze the round peg of science into the square hole of religion, I penned the following scientific revision of the Genesis creation story. It is not intended as a sacrilege of the poetic beauty of Genesis; rather, it is a mere extension of what the creationists have already done to Genesis in their insistence that it be read not as mythic saga but as sci­entific prose. If Genesis were written in the language of modern science, it would read something like this."</p> <p class="center"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/the-book-of-genesis-revisited-6485550/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/the-book-of-genesis-revisited-6485550/Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:53:20 +0200 <p>An excellently made, cute and very fine looking piece of creative advertising from the bottled water producers, Evian.</p> <p class="center"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/rollerskating-babies-evian-creative-6485524/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/rollerskating-babies-evian-creative-6485524/Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:48:38 +0200 <p>The point isn't so much the song itself as the second half of the vid, where Joel vividly illustrates the pitfalls of employing children as extras in your music videos.</p> <p class="center"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/the-bathroom-song-6485508/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/the-bathroom-song-6485508/Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:45:19 +0200 <p>Never had much time for cricket, but I think these guys have stumbled upon a way to liven it up a bit: Cricket as a blood-sport where the idea is to kill pigeons. I'd certainly watch that.</p> <p>This video shows how Jacques Rudolph accurately takes out a pigeon with the cricket ball at a Twenty20 match between Yorkshire and Lancashire at Headingley on 29/05/09.</p> <p class="center"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/cricket-ball-vs-pigeon-6485491/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/cricket-ball-vs-pigeon-6485491/Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:41:33 +0200 <p>Kunt & the Gang revisit Kate Perry's poptabulous hit of last year. Lots of sexy builders. Kunt is a fucking star. He's also at Edinburgh this year. "I'm trying to raise awareness," he says, "Not in a cancer way."</p> <p><span>Get this track free from <a title="Kunt and the Gang - I Sucked Off A Bloke" dir="ltr" rel="nofollow" href="http://kuntandthegang.co.uk/"><a href="http://kuntandthegang.co.uk">http://kuntandthegang.co.uk</a></a> - Video by Kunt and Mike Fordham. </span></p> <p> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/kunt-and-the-gang-i-sucked-off-a-bloke-6485464/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/kunt-and-the-gang-i-sucked-off-a-bloke-6485464/Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:37:49 +0200 <p>Fantastic idea for a gag here - take dull footage of the contemporary world and give it a 1950s "world of the future" voice over. Wish I'd thought of it!</p> <p><span>A funny mid-20th century newsreel featuring amazingly accurate predictions of the year 2000.</span></p> <p> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/the-astounding-world-of-the-future-6485433/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/the-astounding-world-of-the-future-6485433/Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:33:08 +0200 <p><span>Hitler is pretty pissed off to hear that Michael Jackson has died and won't be able to perform at his birthday party.</span></p> <p><span></p> <p> </span></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/03/hitler-finds-out-michael-jackson-has-died-6442930/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/03/hitler-finds-out-michael-jackson-has-died-6442930/Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:41:52 +0200 <p>Now, I'm not actually a Manchester United supporter - Fulham are my team - but I have to say that you've just got to admire the passion of the guy who created this song for his favourite football team.</p> <p> </p> <p>Can's see this video? <a href="http://ibanter.co.uk/_Manchester-United-Fuck-You-Song/video/454368/22267.html">Click here</a> to watch it now...</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/01/20/fuck-you-manchester-united-song-5412033/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/01/20/fuck-you-manchester-united-song-5412033/Tue, 20 Jan 2009 14:34:58 +0100 <p> </p> <p>Can't see this video? <a href="http://ibanter.co.uk/_Child-Bankrupts-Make-A-Wish-Foundation-With-A-Wish-For-Unlimited-Wishes/video/483138/22267.html">Click here</a> to watch it now...</p> <p> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/01/20/child-bankrupts-make-a-wish-foundation-with-a-wish-for-unlimited-wishes-5411961/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/01/20/child-bankrupts-make-a-wish-foundation-with-a-wish-for-unlimited-wishes-5411961/Tue, 20 Jan 2009 14:21:20 +0100 <p> </p> <p> </p> <p>Can't see this video? <a href="http://ibanter.co.uk/_Weakest-Link-Interview-Ann-Robinsons-Insect-Hair/video/485692/22267.html">Click here</a> to watch it...</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/01/20/weakest-link-interview-ann-robinson-s-insect-hair-5411815/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/01/20/weakest-link-interview-ann-robinson-s-insect-hair-5411815/Tue, 20 Jan 2009 13:51:07 +0100 <p>This hilarious video says everything I've ever wanted to about Ross Kemp's slightly silly Sky One series. The high-pitched, Welsh voice-over in the video is pure bloody genius.</p> <p> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/12/01/ross-kemp-on-gangs-the-taffs-5142837/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/12/01/ross-kemp-on-gangs-the-taffs-5142837/Mon, 01 Dec 2008 08:46:32 +0100 <p>Anything with William Shatner in it always raises a cheap laugh and this video showing his reaction to the latest Star Trek movie (which he doesn't appear in, by the way) is no exception. As always, he brings a new layer (or should that be slice) of meaning to the word "hammy".</p> <p> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/12/01/shatner-comments-on-new-star-trek-movie-5142816/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/12/01/shatner-comments-on-new-star-trek-movie-5142816/Mon, 01 Dec 2008 08:39:54 +0100 <p>Have you ever wondered what those hip-hop kids are saying when they're blurting out their rhymes? Well here's a treat for both rap fans and rap haterz alike. This video pretty much does what it says on the tin.</p> <p> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/12/01/freestyle-rap-battle-translated-5142792/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/12/01/freestyle-rap-battle-translated-5142792/Mon, 01 Dec 2008 08:34:03 +0100 <p>These plucky students could teach the ad-men a thing or two. Namely that the only good advert ever made was for Cillit Bang (big up to Barry Scott) and that they all should basically be the same.</p> <p> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/12/01/wham-some-bam-on-your-toast-5142757/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/12/01/wham-some-bam-on-your-toast-5142757/Mon, 01 Dec 2008 08:27:03 +0100 <p>Check out this very funny video parody of 'The Matrix' movie, showing the complications that could arise if it was run on a Microsoft Windows XP operating system...</p> <p> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/11/20/perils-of-running-the-matrix-on-windows-xp-5067024/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/11/20/perils-of-running-the-matrix-on-windows-xp-5067024/Thu, 20 Nov 2008 09:04:56 +0100 <p>If I had written Barack Obama's victory speech, it probably would have gone a little bit like this...</p> <p> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/11/20/barack-obama-s-in-your-face-victory-speech-5066942/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/11/20/barack-obama-s-in-your-face-victory-speech-5066942/Thu, 20 Nov 2008 08:52:00 +0100 <p>Radio presenter gamely keeps his programme on air, seemingly unfazed by the fact that a console behind him is belching fire and smoke.</p> <p> </p> <p><a href="http://www.koreus.com/video/grece-radio-feu.html">Un animateur de radio très pro</a> - <a href="http://www.koreus.com/videos/nouveau/">Vidéos buzz</a></p> <p> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/thisradio64ca60972a6ec926d1c4b9d31080c687-sbroadcastis-sohot-flaming-bloodyhot-4926042/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/thisradio64ca60972a6ec926d1c4b9d31080c687-sbroadcastis-sohot-flaming-bloodyhot-4926042/Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:06:00 +0200 <p><span class="description">The sexual abuse of children by ordained clergy can now be easily combated by using this simple spray repellent. </span>Spray away your clergyman woes, claims this spoof ad.</p> <p> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/anti-priestspay-4926000/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/anti-priestspay-4926000/Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:58:15 +0200 <p>I had no idea that birds could speak - except for parrots and the like, of course - before I watched this video. Frankly, I'm not sure after watching it either. It's an eerie, husky sound that quite put the wind up me.</p> <p> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/is-this-the-voice-ofsatan-verycreepy-4925958/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/is-this-the-voice-ofsatan-verycreepy-4925958/Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:48:47 +0200 <p>This very cute and extremely funny video should need no introduction... so let's just get on with it, shall we.</p> <p> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/chimpanzee-rides-asegway-4925912/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/chimpanzee-rides-asegway-4925912/Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:38:40 +0200 <p>Another 'isn't Nature horrid' moment - Cordyceps takes control of an ant's brain, forces it to climb upwards, then sprouts out of its head like an evil tentacle. Lucky there isn't a variety that preys on humans... or is there?</p> <p> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/arrrrrgh-get-it-out-of-my-head-4925901/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/arrrrrgh-get-it-out-of-my-head-4925901/Fri, 24 Oct 2008 18:34:10 +0200 <p>There are three guys from New York - known as <a title="The Spinkle Brigade - Well Designed Shit" href="http://sprinklebrigade.com/">The Sprinkle Brigade</a> - who have chosen to spend their time creating works of art from, of all things, '<strong>poo</strong>' that they find in the streets... and to be honest, I think they're taking on an amazingly big job (excuse the pun).</p> <p>Here is a small example of their work, but you can see many more of their creations by visiting their website (<a title="The Spinkle Brigade - Well Designed Shit" href="http://sprinklebrigade.com/"><a href="http://sprinklebrigade.com">http://sprinklebrigade.com</a></a>).</p> <p><a title="jersey-corn" href="http://www.blog.co.uk/media/photo/jersey_corn/2928662"><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/662/2928662_8d05c25219_m.jpeg" alt="jersey-corn" hspace="5" vspace="5"></a><a title="poodolph" href="http://www.blog.co.uk/media/photo/poodolph/2928663"><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/663/2928663_a5825ca789_m.jpeg" alt="poodolph" hspace="5" vspace="5"></a><a title="terd-burgler" href="http://www.blog.co.uk/media/photo/terd_burgler/2928664"><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/664/2928664_021b8ba176_m.jpeg" alt="terd-burgler" hspace="5" vspace="5"></a></p> <p>And here is a video about these guys for you to watch (<em>sorry the clip is in Froggy</em>)...</p> <p> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/welldesignedshit-literally-4925624/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/welldesignedshit-literally-4925624/Fri, 24 Oct 2008 17:32:55 +0200 <p>These photos of food turned into sculptured works of art look amazing. But only if you're not one of the starving millions in this world...</p> <p><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/416/2928416_7adea8ad22_m.jpeg" alt="1" hspace="5" vspace="5"></p> <p><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/417/2928417_e3b0be2013_m.jpeg" alt="2" hspace="5" vspace="5"></p> <p><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/418/2928418_f28df73ad6_m.jpeg" alt="3" hspace="5" vspace="5"></p> <p><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/419/2928419_4fefd8b6f3_m.jpeg" alt="4" hspace="5" vspace="5"></p> <p><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/420/2928420_484f180913_m.jpeg" alt="5" hspace="5" vspace="5"></p> <p><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/421/2928421_a9eb94ab09_m.jpeg" alt="6" hspace="5" vspace="5"></p> <p><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/422/2928422_b88b21e526_m.jpeg" alt="7" hspace="5" vspace="5"></p> <p><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/423/2928423_e2edeef48e_m.jpeg" alt="8" hspace="5" vspace="5"></p> <p><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/424/2928424_690183e9f1_m.jpeg" alt="9" hspace="5" vspace="5"></p> <p><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/425/2928425_2e218d69ca_m.jpeg" alt="10" hspace="5" vspace="5"></p> <p><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/430/2928430_7141bcd446_m.jpeg" alt="11" hspace="5" vspace="5"></p> <p><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/431/2928431_4eee57e285_m.jpeg" alt="12" hspace="5" vspace="5"></p> <p><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/432/2928432_17dd1ab089_m.jpeg" alt="13" hspace="5" vspace="5"></p> <p><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/433/2928433_d90b1146ae_m.jpeg" alt="14" hspace="5" vspace="5"></p> <p><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/434/2928434_c059ad08f6_m.jpeg" alt="15" hspace="5" vspace="5"></p> <p><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/435/2928435_10fd3bb05f_m.jpeg" alt="16" hspace="5" vspace="5"></p> <p><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/436/2928436_933a749090_m.jpeg" alt="17" hspace="5" vspace="5"></p> <p><img src="http://data5.blog.de/media/437/2928437_40f2186217_m.jpeg" alt="18" hspace="5" vspace="5"></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/amazing-62506be34d574da4a0d158a67253ea99sculpture-4925396/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/amazing-62506be34d574da4a0d158a67253ea99sculpture-4925396/Fri, 24 Oct 2008 16:35:02 +0200<p>Comedian Chris Rock offers up some very useful tips on how not to get your arse kicked by the police.</p> <p> </p><p> <small> <a href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/18/how-to-not-get-yourasskicked-by-thepolice-4892159/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/18/how-to-not-get-yourasskicked-by-thepolice-4892159/Sat, 18 Oct 2008 19:11:06 +0200 <p> <small> <a href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/13/my-internet-has-gone-down-veryfunny421b47ffd946ca083b65cd668c6b17e6-4865513/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/13/my-internet-has-gone-down-veryfunny421b47ffd946ca083b65cd668c6b17e6-4865513/Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:14:38 +0200 <p> <small> <a href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/13/wassup-holmes-funny18d6769919266cd0bd6cd78aa405d5d0video-4865488/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/13/wassup-holmes-funny18d6769919266cd0bd6cd78aa405d5d0video-4865488/Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:11:22 +0200 <p class="center"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/13/techno-chickenoriginal-4865456/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/13/techno-chickenoriginal-4865456/Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:04:33 +0200 <p>Using some very clever animation trickery, these guys have turned some '<strong>Not Safe For Work</strong>' porn clips, into a very funny viral advert for the '<strong>Deisel Clothing Company</strong>'. Check it out...</p> <p> <p> <small> <a href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/13/safe-for-workporn-veryfunnyindeed-4864970/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/13/safe-for-workporn-veryfunnyindeed-4864970/Mon, 13 Oct 2008 16:24:54 +0200