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<rss version="0.92"><channel><title>Up Your Bum</title><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/</link><description>Just like Marmite, you'll either love it... or you will hate it!!!</description><language>en-EU</language><docs>http://backend.userland.com/rss092</docs><image><title>Up Your Bum</title><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/</link><url>http://data5.blog.de/design/preview/f5/939762c0044617bdae001037569964_160x200.jpg</url></image><item><title>In response to:The Bathroom Song</title><description>It would have been funnier if the kid was sayin "Fucking stop that Dad!" :)) xx</description><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/the-bathroom-song-6485508/#c10392662</link><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:49:55 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:Kunt and the Gang - I Sucked Off A Bloke</title><description>:)) That was so funny :)) xx</description><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/kunt-and-the-gang-i-sucked-off-a-bloke-6485464/#c10392632</link><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:44:48 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:Rollerskating Babies - Evian Creative</title><description>I shall prepare a complaint for the Advertising Standards Agency at once. Babies seeing that might assume they can do what it shows...</description><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/rollerskating-babies-evian-creative-6485524/#c10389762</link><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:50:09 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:The Book of Genesis Revisited</title><description>LOL :)</description><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/the-book-of-genesis-revisited-6485550/#c10389698</link><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:40:56 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:Do The Green Thing</title><description>:DD</description><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/do-the-green-thing-6485578/#c10389511</link><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:10:41 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:Rollerskating Babies - Evian Creative</title><description>LOL :)</description><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/rollerskating-babies-evian-creative-6485524/#c10389495</link><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:08:20 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:Kunt and the Gang - I Sucked Off A Bloke</title><description>"Cheesy dipstick" :))</description><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/kunt-and-the-gang-i-sucked-off-a-bloke-6485464/#c10389481</link><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:06:53 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:The Bathroom Song</title><description>Poor child had to put with the torture! T'was funny though. :)</description><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/the-bathroom-song-6485508/#c10389470</link><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:05:28 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:The Astounding World of the Future</title><description>LOL :)</description><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/the-astounding-world-of-the-future-6485433/#c10389380</link><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:52:23 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:Kunt and the Gang - I Sucked Off A Bloke</title><description>Omg, too funny, thank you for sharing!</description><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/kunt-and-the-gang-i-sucked-off-a-bloke-6485464/#c10389299</link><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 16:43:10 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:Hitler finds out Michael Jackson has died!</title><description>Michael Joseph Jackson was born August 29, 1958 in Gary, Indiana, an industrial suburb of Chicago. The son of African-American parents Joseph Walter "Joe" Jackson and Katherine Esther Scruse, he was the seventh of nine children. His siblings are Rebbie, Jackie, Tito, Jermaine, La Toya, Marlon, Randy and Janet. Joseph Jackson was a steel mill employee who often performed in an R&amp;B band called The Falcons with his brother Luther. Jackson was raised as a Jehovah's Witness by his devout mother. Joseph Jackson has an additional daughter named Joh Vonnie Jackson who is actually the youngest sibling of Michael Jackson. The family lived at 2300 Jackson St., near Roosevelt Park; Michael often reflected that he wanted to play with neighborhood children but was rarely allowed because of the incessant rehearsals demanded by his father.&lt;br&gt;
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Books of Michael Jackson can be found at http://kingjacko.co.cc/&lt;br&gt;
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Jackson had a notable impact on music and culture throughout the world. He broke down racial barriers, transformed the art of the music video and paved the way for modern pop music in his own country. &lt;br&gt;
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Music of Michael Jackson can be found at http://kingjacko.co.cc/&lt;br&gt;
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For much of his career, he had an "unparalleled" level of worldwide influence over the younger generation through his musical and humanitarian contributions. Jackson donated and raised millions of dollars for beneficial causes through his Heal the World Foundation, charity singles, and support of 39 charities. &lt;br&gt;
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Sales of any item at http://kingjacko.co.cc/ will be donated to charities&lt;br&gt;
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On June 25, 2009, Jackson collapsed at his rented mansion at 100 North Carolwood Drive in the Holmby Hills area of Los Angeles. Attempts at resuscitating him by his personal physician were unsuccessful. Los Angeles Fire Department paramedics received a 911 call at 12:22 p.m. (PDT), arriving three minutes and seventeen seconds later at Jackson's location. He was reportedly not breathing and CPR was performed. Resuscitation efforts continued both en route to the Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center, and for an hour further after arriving at approximately 1:13 p.m. (20:13 UTC). He was noted to have been in cardiac arrest by the paramedics who attended him at his house. Jackson was pronounced dead at approximately 2:26 p.m. local time (21:26 UTC). Rumors and news of Jackson's death broke web records, triggering a cyberspace traffic jam and creating severe traffic spikes to websites such as Google, Facebook, Twitter and Wikipedia. Vigils were held by members of the general public after the death.&lt;br&gt;
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You can find many things to remember Michael Jackson at http://kingjacko.co.cc/ &lt;br&gt;
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Michael Joseph Jackson (August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009), his music will live forever.&lt;br&gt;
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</description><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/03/hitler-finds-out-michael-jackson-has-died-6442930/#c10333734</link><pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 06:43:24 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:Hitler finds out Michael Jackson has died!</title><description>I can understand why he's pissed off, he will have to book Chico from The X Factor now.</description><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/03/hitler-finds-out-michael-jackson-has-died-6442930/#c10329276</link><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:16:13 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:Perils of running 'The Matrix' on Windows XP</title><description>Thanks, Net, I went to YouTube in the end...I've got real probs with clipboard...I can't find mine...LOL...had it on my other comp but it isn't there on this one..GBHs...XXX</description><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/11/20/perils-of-running-the-matrix-on-windows-xp-5067024/#c8325752</link><pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:18:23 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:Perils of running 'The Matrix' on Windows XP</title><description>Of course you can borrow it, Jenni... Simply click on the 'STEAL THIS' link to get the code to add it to other blogs/websites...</description><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/11/20/perils-of-running-the-matrix-on-windows-xp-5067024/#c8325392</link><pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:18:56 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:Perils of running 'The Matrix' on Windows XP</title><description>Excellent...HLOL...Can I borrow it? GBHs...XXX</description><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/11/20/perils-of-running-the-matrix-on-windows-xp-5067024/#c8322323</link><pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:59:04 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:My head's up my arse</title><description>&lt;a href="http://english-145219773173.spampoison.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://pics4.inxhost.com/images/sticker.gif" border="0" width="80" height="15"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/06/10/my-head-s-up-my-arse-4298415/#c8291657</link><pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 14:23:46 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:Meat Water - Is this a joke?</title><description>Yes... apparently, it is true!!!</description><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/07/05/meat-water-is-this-a-joke-4407418/#c8115718</link><pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 02:45:59 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:Meat Water - Is this a joke?</title><description>no spoof!! great thing! i love it!!</description><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/07/05/meat-water-is-this-a-joke-4407418/#c8112870</link><pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 20:14:02 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:Is this the voice of Satan - Very creepy</title><description>I'm not too surprised, after all, we had a dog on the telly that can say, "Sausages"...</description><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/is-this-the-voice-ofsatan-verycreepy-4925958/#c8086052</link><pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 13:47:50 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:Is this the voice of Satan - Very creepy</title><description>Me neither... but I'm guessing it's saying something like, "Worms, moths, bugs... anything, just feed me"...</description><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/is-this-the-voice-ofsatan-verycreepy-4925958/#c8086043</link><pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 13:45:52 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:This radio DJ's broadcast is so hot - Flaming bloody hot</title><description>Perhaps they should have told him that the news bulletin was hot off the press...</description><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/thisradio64ca60972a6ec926d1c4b9d31080c687-sbroadcastis-sohot-flaming-bloodyhot-4926042/#c8086022</link><pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 13:41:26 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:Chimpanzee rides a Segway</title><description>Jade can have her monkey, because all I'm wanting is the Segway...</description><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/chimpanzee-rides-asegway-4925912/#c8086009</link><pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 13:38:35 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:Arrrrrgh!!! Get it out of my head...</title><description>After a night out last-night, my head feels like something wants to explode out of it...</description><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/arrrrrgh-get-it-out-of-my-head-4925901/#c8085990</link><pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 13:36:01 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:This radio DJ's broadcast is so hot - Flaming bloody hot</title><description>That must have been some fucking news bulletin he was readin! :)) xx</description><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/thisradio64ca60972a6ec926d1c4b9d31080c687-sbroadcastis-sohot-flaming-bloodyhot-4926042/#c8083361</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 23:53:32 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:Is this the voice of Satan - Very creepy</title><description>wow i only thought parrot's could talk but i did'nt know other ones could talk :)&lt;br&gt;
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jade </description><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/is-this-the-voice-ofsatan-verycreepy-4925958/#c8083337</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 23:48:48 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:Chimpanzee rides a Segway</title><description>See u! now Jade wants a monkey! don't think Santa will be bringing her one :)) xx</description><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/chimpanzee-rides-asegway-4925912/#c8083280</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 23:39:20 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:Arrrrrgh!!! Get it out of my head...</title><description>eww gives me the chills but the ant was a bit funny :))&lt;br&gt;
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jade</description><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/arrrrrgh-get-it-out-of-my-head-4925901/#c8083236</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 23:30:54 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:Is this the voice of Satan - Very creepy</title><description>Definitely not...but I couldn't understand a word it was saying...:)) GBHs...XXX</description><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/is-this-the-voice-ofsatan-verycreepy-4925958/#c8081935</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 20:42:39 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:Amazing Food Sculpture</title><description>Perhaps it's time that the phrase, "Don't play with your food" is re-thought...</description><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/amazing-62506be34d574da4a0d158a67253ea99sculpture-4925396/#c8081805</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 20:21:46 +0200</pubDate></item><item><title>In response to:Amazing Food Sculpture</title><description>I guess you could call it 'Food for thought', I suppose...</description><link>http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/amazing-62506be34d574da4a0d158a67253ea99sculpture-4925396/#c8081795</link><pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 20:20:11 +0200</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
