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<feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><id>tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2009-11-21:/</id><title>Up Your Bum</title><link rel="self" href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/feed/atom/comments/"/><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/"/><subtitle>Just like Marmite, you'll either love it... or you will hate it!!!</subtitle><generator version="1.0">MokoFeed</generator><updated>2009-11-21T08:03:45+01:00</updated><entry><id>tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2009-07-10:/2009/07/10/the-bathroom-song-6485508/#c10392662</id><title>In response to:The Bathroom Song</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/the-bathroom-song-6485508/#c10392662"/><author><name>trintrin1x</name></author><published>2009-07-10T23:49:55+02:00</published><updated>2009-07-10T23:49:55+02:00</updated><content type="html">It would have been funnier if the kid was sayin "Fucking stop that Dad!" :)) xx</content></entry><entry><id>tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2009-07-10:/2009/07/10/kunt-and-the-gang-i-sucked-off-a-bloke-6485464/#c10392632</id><title>In response to:Kunt and the Gang - I Sucked Off A Bloke</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/kunt-and-the-gang-i-sucked-off-a-bloke-6485464/#c10392632"/><author><name>trintrin1x</name></author><published>2009-07-10T23:44:48+02:00</published><updated>2009-07-10T23:44:48+02:00</updated><content type="html">:)) That was so funny :)) xx</content></entry><entry><id>tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2009-07-10:/2009/07/10/rollerskating-babies-evian-creative-6485524/#c10389762</id><title>In response to:Rollerskating Babies - Evian Creative</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/rollerskating-babies-evian-creative-6485524/#c10389762"/><author><name>The_Walrus</name></author><published>2009-07-10T17:50:09+02:00</published><updated>2009-07-10T17:50:09+02:00</updated><content type="html">I shall prepare a complaint for the Advertising Standards Agency at once. Babies seeing that might assume they can do what it shows...</content></entry><entry><id>tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2009-07-10:/2009/07/10/the-book-of-genesis-revisited-6485550/#c10389698</id><title>In response to:The Book of Genesis Revisited</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/the-book-of-genesis-revisited-6485550/#c10389698"/><author><name>Munzly</name></author><published>2009-07-10T17:40:56+02:00</published><updated>2009-07-10T17:40:56+02:00</updated><content type="html">LOL :)</content></entry><entry><id>tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2009-07-10:/2009/07/10/do-the-green-thing-6485578/#c10389511</id><title>In response to:Do The Green Thing</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/do-the-green-thing-6485578/#c10389511"/><author><name>Chyna_Doll</name></author><published>2009-07-10T17:10:41+02:00</published><updated>2009-07-10T17:10:41+02:00</updated><content type="html">:DD</content></entry><entry><id>tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2009-07-10:/2009/07/10/rollerskating-babies-evian-creative-6485524/#c10389495</id><title>In response to:Rollerskating Babies - Evian Creative</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/rollerskating-babies-evian-creative-6485524/#c10389495"/><author><name>Chyna_Doll</name></author><published>2009-07-10T17:08:20+02:00</published><updated>2009-07-10T17:08:20+02:00</updated><content type="html">LOL :)</content></entry><entry><id>tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2009-07-10:/2009/07/10/kunt-and-the-gang-i-sucked-off-a-bloke-6485464/#c10389481</id><title>In response to:Kunt and the Gang - I Sucked Off A Bloke</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/kunt-and-the-gang-i-sucked-off-a-bloke-6485464/#c10389481"/><author><name>Chyna_Doll</name></author><published>2009-07-10T17:06:53+02:00</published><updated>2009-07-10T17:06:53+02:00</updated><content type="html">"Cheesy dipstick" :))</content></entry><entry><id>tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2009-07-10:/2009/07/10/the-bathroom-song-6485508/#c10389470</id><title>In response to:The Bathroom Song</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/the-bathroom-song-6485508/#c10389470"/><author><name>Chyna_Doll</name></author><published>2009-07-10T17:05:28+02:00</published><updated>2009-07-10T17:05:28+02:00</updated><content type="html">Poor child had to put with the torture! T'was funny though. :)</content></entry><entry><id>tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2009-07-10:/2009/07/10/the-astounding-world-of-the-future-6485433/#c10389380</id><title>In response to:The Astounding World of the Future</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/the-astounding-world-of-the-future-6485433/#c10389380"/><author><name>Chyna_Doll</name></author><published>2009-07-10T16:52:23+02:00</published><updated>2009-07-10T16:52:23+02:00</updated><content type="html">LOL :)</content></entry><entry><id>tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2009-07-10:/2009/07/10/kunt-and-the-gang-i-sucked-off-a-bloke-6485464/#c10389299</id><title>In response to:Kunt and the Gang - I Sucked Off A Bloke</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/10/kunt-and-the-gang-i-sucked-off-a-bloke-6485464/#c10389299"/><author><name>AmethystLady</name></author><published>2009-07-10T16:43:10+02:00</published><updated>2009-07-10T16:43:10+02:00</updated><content type="html">Omg, too funny, thank you for sharing!</content></entry><entry><id>tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2009-07-04:/2009/07/03/hitler-finds-out-michael-jackson-has-died-6442930/#c10333734</id><title>In response to:Hitler finds out Michael Jackson has died!</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/03/hitler-finds-out-michael-jackson-has-died-6442930/#c10333734"/><author><name>bebo doank</name></author><published>2009-07-04T06:43:24+02:00</published><updated>2009-07-04T06:43:24+02:00</updated><content type="html">Michael Joseph Jackson was born August 29, 1958 in Gary, Indiana, an industrial suburb of Chicago. The son of African-American parents Joseph Walter "Joe" Jackson and Katherine Esther Scruse, he was the seventh of nine children. His siblings are Rebbie, Jackie, Tito, Jermaine, La Toya, Marlon, Randy and Janet. Joseph Jackson was a steel mill employee who often performed in an R&amp;B band called The Falcons with his brother Luther. Jackson was raised as a Jehovah's Witness by his devout mother. Joseph Jackson has an additional daughter named Joh Vonnie Jackson who is actually the youngest sibling of Michael Jackson. The family lived at 2300 Jackson St., near Roosevelt Park; Michael often reflected that he wanted to play with neighborhood children but was rarely allowed because of the incessant rehearsals demanded by his father.&lt;br&gt;
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Books of Michael Jackson can be found at http://kingjacko.co.cc/&lt;br&gt;
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Jackson had a notable impact on music and culture throughout the world. He broke down racial barriers, transformed the art of the music video and paved the way for modern pop music in his own country. &lt;br&gt;
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Music of Michael Jackson can be found at http://kingjacko.co.cc/&lt;br&gt;
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For much of his career, he had an "unparalleled" level of worldwide influence over the younger generation through his musical and humanitarian contributions. Jackson donated and raised millions of dollars for beneficial causes through his Heal the World Foundation, charity singles, and support of 39 charities. &lt;br&gt;
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Sales of any item at http://kingjacko.co.cc/ will be donated to charities&lt;br&gt;
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On June 25, 2009, Jackson collapsed at his rented mansion at 100 North Carolwood Drive in the Holmby Hills area of Los Angeles. Attempts at resuscitating him by his personal physician were unsuccessful. Los Angeles Fire Department paramedics received a 911 call at 12:22 p.m. (PDT), arriving three minutes and seventeen seconds later at Jackson's location. He was reportedly not breathing and CPR was performed. Resuscitation efforts continued both en route to the Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center, and for an hour further after arriving at approximately 1:13 p.m. (20:13 UTC). He was noted to have been in cardiac arrest by the paramedics who attended him at his house. Jackson was pronounced dead at approximately 2:26 p.m. local time (21:26 UTC). Rumors and news of Jackson's death broke web records, triggering a cyberspace traffic jam and creating severe traffic spikes to websites such as Google, Facebook, Twitter and Wikipedia. Vigils were held by members of the general public after the death.&lt;br&gt;
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You can find many things to remember Michael Jackson at http://kingjacko.co.cc/ &lt;br&gt;
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Michael Joseph Jackson (August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009), his music will live forever.&lt;br&gt;
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</content></entry><entry><id>tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2009-07-03:/2009/07/03/hitler-finds-out-michael-jackson-has-died-6442930/#c10329276</id><title>In response to:Hitler finds out Michael Jackson has died!</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2009/07/03/hitler-finds-out-michael-jackson-has-died-6442930/#c10329276"/><author><name>ianrthorpe</name></author><published>2009-07-03T16:16:13+02:00</published><updated>2009-07-03T16:16:13+02:00</updated><content type="html">I can understand why he's pissed off, he will have to book Chico from The X Factor now.</content></entry><entry><id>tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2008-11-21:/2008/11/20/perils-of-running-the-matrix-on-windows-xp-5067024/#c8325752</id><title>In response to:Perils of running 'The Matrix' on Windows XP</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/11/20/perils-of-running-the-matrix-on-windows-xp-5067024/#c8325752"/><author><name>jenray</name></author><published>2008-11-21T00:18:23+01:00</published><updated>2008-11-21T00:18:23+01:00</updated><content type="html">Thanks, Net, I went to YouTube in the end...I've got real probs with clipboard...I can't find mine...LOL...had it on my other comp but it isn't there on this one..GBHs...XXX</content></entry><entry><id>tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2008-11-20:/2008/11/20/perils-of-running-the-matrix-on-windows-xp-5067024/#c8325392</id><title>In response to:Perils of running 'The Matrix' on Windows XP</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/11/20/perils-of-running-the-matrix-on-windows-xp-5067024/#c8325392"/><author><name>netbizguru</name></author><published>2008-11-20T23:18:56+01:00</published><updated>2008-11-20T23:18:56+01:00</updated><content type="html">Of course you can borrow it, Jenni... Simply click on the 'STEAL THIS' link to get the code to add it to other blogs/websites...</content></entry><entry><id>tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2008-11-20:/2008/11/20/perils-of-running-the-matrix-on-windows-xp-5067024/#c8322323</id><title>In response to:Perils of running 'The Matrix' on Windows XP</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/11/20/perils-of-running-the-matrix-on-windows-xp-5067024/#c8322323"/><author><name>jenray</name></author><published>2008-11-20T17:59:04+01:00</published><updated>2008-11-20T17:59:04+01:00</updated><content type="html">Excellent...HLOL...Can I borrow it? GBHs...XXX</content></entry><entry><id>tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2008-11-17:/2008/06/10/my-head-s-up-my-arse-4298415/#c8291657</id><title>In response to:My head's up my arse</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/06/10/my-head-s-up-my-arse-4298415/#c8291657"/><author><name>netbizguru</name></author><published>2008-11-17T14:23:46+01:00</published><updated>2008-11-17T14:23:46+01:00</updated><content type="html">&lt;a href="http://english-145219773173.spampoison.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://pics4.inxhost.com/images/sticker.gif" border="0" width="80" height="15"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</content></entry><entry><id>tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2008-10-29:/2008/07/05/meat-water-is-this-a-joke-4407418/#c8115718</id><title>In response to:Meat Water - Is this a joke?</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/07/05/meat-water-is-this-a-joke-4407418/#c8115718"/><author><name>netbizguru</name></author><published>2008-10-29T02:45:59+01:00</published><updated>2008-10-29T02:45:59+01:00</updated><content type="html">Yes... apparently, it is true!!!</content></entry><entry><id>tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2008-10-28:/2008/07/05/meat-water-is-this-a-joke-4407418/#c8112870</id><title>In response to:Meat Water - Is this a joke?</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/07/05/meat-water-is-this-a-joke-4407418/#c8112870"/><author><name>Tschimmi Cash</name></author><published>2008-10-28T20:14:02+01:00</published><updated>2008-10-28T20:14:02+01:00</updated><content type="html">no spoof!! great thing! i love it!!</content></entry><entry><id>tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2008-10-25:/2008/10/24/is-this-the-voice-ofsatan-verycreepy-4925958/#c8086052</id><title>In response to:Is this the voice of Satan - Very creepy</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/is-this-the-voice-ofsatan-verycreepy-4925958/#c8086052"/><author><name>netbizguru</name></author><published>2008-10-25T13:47:50+02:00</published><updated>2008-10-25T13:47:50+02:00</updated><content type="html">I'm not too surprised, after all, we had a dog on the telly that can say, "Sausages"...</content></entry><entry><id>tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2008-10-25:/2008/10/24/is-this-the-voice-ofsatan-verycreepy-4925958/#c8086043</id><title>In response to:Is this the voice of Satan - Very creepy</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/is-this-the-voice-ofsatan-verycreepy-4925958/#c8086043"/><author><name>netbizguru</name></author><published>2008-10-25T13:45:52+02:00</published><updated>2008-10-25T13:45:52+02:00</updated><content type="html">Me neither... but I'm guessing it's saying something like, "Worms, moths, bugs... anything, just feed me"...</content></entry><entry><id>tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2008-10-25:/2008/10/24/thisradio64ca60972a6ec926d1c4b9d31080c687-sbroadcastis-sohot-flaming-bloodyhot-4926042/#c8086022</id><title>In response to:This radio DJ's broadcast is so hot - Flaming bloody hot</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/thisradio64ca60972a6ec926d1c4b9d31080c687-sbroadcastis-sohot-flaming-bloodyhot-4926042/#c8086022"/><author><name>netbizguru</name></author><published>2008-10-25T13:41:26+02:00</published><updated>2008-10-25T13:41:26+02:00</updated><content type="html">Perhaps they should have told him that the news bulletin was hot off the press...</content></entry><entry><id>tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2008-10-25:/2008/10/24/chimpanzee-rides-asegway-4925912/#c8086009</id><title>In response to:Chimpanzee rides a Segway</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/chimpanzee-rides-asegway-4925912/#c8086009"/><author><name>netbizguru</name></author><published>2008-10-25T13:38:35+02:00</published><updated>2008-10-25T13:38:35+02:00</updated><content type="html">Jade can have her monkey, because all I'm wanting is the Segway...</content></entry><entry><id>tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2008-10-25:/2008/10/24/arrrrrgh-get-it-out-of-my-head-4925901/#c8085990</id><title>In response to:Arrrrrgh!!! Get it out of my head...</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/arrrrrgh-get-it-out-of-my-head-4925901/#c8085990"/><author><name>netbizguru</name></author><published>2008-10-25T13:36:01+02:00</published><updated>2008-10-25T13:36:01+02:00</updated><content type="html">After a night out last-night, my head feels like something wants to explode out of it...</content></entry><entry><id>tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2008-10-24:/2008/10/24/thisradio64ca60972a6ec926d1c4b9d31080c687-sbroadcastis-sohot-flaming-bloodyhot-4926042/#c8083361</id><title>In response to:This radio DJ's broadcast is so hot - Flaming bloody hot</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/thisradio64ca60972a6ec926d1c4b9d31080c687-sbroadcastis-sohot-flaming-bloodyhot-4926042/#c8083361"/><author><name>trintrin1x</name></author><published>2008-10-24T23:53:32+02:00</published><updated>2008-10-24T23:53:32+02:00</updated><content type="html">That must have been some fucking news bulletin he was readin! :)) xx</content></entry><entry><id>tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2008-10-24:/2008/10/24/is-this-the-voice-ofsatan-verycreepy-4925958/#c8083337</id><title>In response to:Is this the voice of Satan - Very creepy</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/is-this-the-voice-ofsatan-verycreepy-4925958/#c8083337"/><author><name>trintrin1x</name></author><published>2008-10-24T23:48:48+02:00</published><updated>2008-10-24T23:48:48+02:00</updated><content type="html">wow i only thought parrot's could talk but i did'nt know other ones could talk :)&lt;br&gt;
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jade </content></entry><entry><id>tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2008-10-24:/2008/10/24/chimpanzee-rides-asegway-4925912/#c8083280</id><title>In response to:Chimpanzee rides a Segway</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/chimpanzee-rides-asegway-4925912/#c8083280"/><author><name>trintrin1x</name></author><published>2008-10-24T23:39:20+02:00</published><updated>2008-10-24T23:39:20+02:00</updated><content type="html">See u! now Jade wants a monkey! don't think Santa will be bringing her one :)) xx</content></entry><entry><id>tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2008-10-24:/2008/10/24/arrrrrgh-get-it-out-of-my-head-4925901/#c8083236</id><title>In response to:Arrrrrgh!!! Get it out of my head...</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/arrrrrgh-get-it-out-of-my-head-4925901/#c8083236"/><author><name>trintrin1x</name></author><published>2008-10-24T23:30:54+02:00</published><updated>2008-10-24T23:30:54+02:00</updated><content type="html">eww gives me the chills but the ant was a bit funny :))&lt;br&gt;
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jade</content></entry><entry><id>tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2008-10-24:/2008/10/24/is-this-the-voice-ofsatan-verycreepy-4925958/#c8081935</id><title>In response to:Is this the voice of Satan - Very creepy</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/is-this-the-voice-ofsatan-verycreepy-4925958/#c8081935"/><author><name>jenray</name></author><published>2008-10-24T20:42:39+02:00</published><updated>2008-10-24T20:42:39+02:00</updated><content type="html">Definitely not...but I couldn't understand a word it was saying...:)) GBHs...XXX</content></entry><entry><id>tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2008-10-24:/2008/10/24/amazing-62506be34d574da4a0d158a67253ea99sculpture-4925396/#c8081805</id><title>In response to:Amazing Food Sculpture</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/amazing-62506be34d574da4a0d158a67253ea99sculpture-4925396/#c8081805"/><author><name>netbizguru</name></author><published>2008-10-24T20:21:46+02:00</published><updated>2008-10-24T20:21:46+02:00</updated><content type="html">Perhaps it's time that the phrase, "Don't play with your food" is re-thought...</content></entry><entry><id>tag:upyourbum.blog.co.uk,2008-10-24:/2008/10/24/amazing-62506be34d574da4a0d158a67253ea99sculpture-4925396/#c8081795</id><title>In response to:Amazing Food Sculpture</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://upyourbum.blog.co.uk/2008/10/24/amazing-62506be34d574da4a0d158a67253ea99sculpture-4925396/#c8081795"/><author><name>netbizguru</name></author><published>2008-10-24T20:20:11+02:00</published><updated>2008-10-24T20:20:11+02:00</updated><content type="html">I guess you could call it 'Food for thought', I suppose...</content></entry></feed>
