Are you involved in the acrimonious death of a relationship right now? More importantly, are you some sort of hate-filled misanthropist? If so, you may want to deal with these guys and give your Ex an STD.
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In short, we give crabs to your ex-partner. No if’s, not too many and’s, but we do promise a very itchy butt. You’ve got an ex, a grudge and a valid credit card, and we’ve got crabs.If you want a way to get back that doesn’t involve permanent damage or risk of personal injury or jail time, you now have a place to turn.
Imagine, if you can, that you have an ex. It might be an ex girlfriend, an ex boyfriend or ex wife or husband. Heck, it can be an ex-fling for all we care, but imagine in this crazy little hypothetical that you have an ex, whatever that may mean to you. Now imagine, if you can imagine it, that you might have some reason why you don’t like this ex of yours. What could you possibly do to get back at him or her? I have an idea, and it’s just so crazy it might work.
I though this website service was just a joke at first, but after extensive research, it turns out that it's the real deal. And now that I've decided upon a couple of Ex's who warrant this kind of revenge exacted upon them, I just have to figure out a way to get close enough to my victims to start making them itch. Ideas and suggestion by anyone are welcomed!!!
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