Up Your Bum

Here's another very funny video for you, but please be careful, as I have tagged it as NSFW (Not Safe For Work) due to it's rather rude nature.

I love the film 'Rita, Sue and Bob too' and I consider it to be one of the classics of my time. So I was extremely impressed with this well made and very funny dance remix, music video mash-up.

Please be aware though, that this video is very NSFW (Not Safe For Work), so be very careful that the boss isn't around if you're at the office when you watch it. Otherwise, you could be handed your P45. If your at home watching it, it might be a good idea to make sure the kids aren't around either.

Here it is... Enjoy!!!

This animated video, done in the same style as the old 'Mr. Ben' cartoons, is a great way to engage your children and teach them the importance of saving energy and saving their world.

Follow along with 'Super Power Bloke' in this video, as he learns how he can do his bit to improve the environment for everyone and to help save the planet...

In these modern times, finding a young filly with a cracking pair of breasts, who will also make your sandwhiches for work in the mornings, is getting ever harder to find. So how exactly do you go about making an honest women out of your Doris once she has proved herself to be a 'Keeper'?

All of the above is revealed in this very funny, if not educational, video:

A nice long lay-in, the first big fry-up in a long time, handmade cards from the kids, some smashing presents and a lovely big snog (and other jiggery-pokery, with the promise of more to come) from the missus... what a great day this is!!!

What with everyone being so nice to me today and making me feel like a King, I feel like I should give a little bit of something back... that's just how I roll. So later on, I'm going to book the whole family in for a meal in our favourite restaurant for mid-week.

"But hang on a minute... what about you guys!!!"

You have all made me feel very welcome and happy to be here since I arrived and I think you all should get a little something from me also.

Because a few of you have already asked me where I got my cool looking avatar from (my profile picture of the guy banging his head) and because I know just about all of you will find this gift useful, I'm going to give anyone who wants it, my own personal collection of 875 avatar images.

These avatars are hosted on my own server and there will probably be extra bandwidth costs to me if thousands of you download them and because of this, I will only be making them available for a short while - about a month. So you better get them while their hot.!!!

All I ask in return, is if you do download and use these avatars, that you consider letting everyone know where you got them by giving this post a link-back in your blog somewhere and perhaps a "Thank You" in a comment too.

My Collection of 875 Avatars - Yours to Download for FREE

There are seven 'zip' files to download, each containing 125 avatars and you will need a program like 'WinRaR' (recommended) or 'WinZip' to unzip them once they have been downloaded to your computer, both of which are FREE to download.

Click on the links below to download your FREE avatars:

•  125 Avatars - Volume 1

•  125 Avatars - Volume 2

•  125 Avatars - Volume 3
  
  
•  125 Avatars - Volume 4
  
  
•  125 Avatars - Volume 5
  
  
•  125 Avatars - Volume 6
  
  
•  125 Avatars - Volume 7

So there you are then... my Fathers Day gift to you all.

But please remember, if you do download any or all of them, then please don't forget to link back here, or at least leave me a nice comment. That's not too much to ask, is it...

I'm off now to have my first of many Fathers Day beers... Catch you all later!!!

Ever wonder what it would be like to be a fly on the wall while all of the major world leaders get together for talks.

I imagine it could be a little something like this:

Foolish kid trying to kick his way through a concrete wall while his mates yell encouragement. Nonetheless, the ending made me flinch in grudging sympathy.

An excellent and extremely funny viral video commercial for Virgin Trains.

As you can probably guess from the title, it does have a massive cock in it and hilariously, people can be heard screaming, "Get that cock away from me" and "It's the biggest cock I've ever seen".

I tend to spit coffee all over my computer screen every time I watch this one:

Grrrrr!!! Last night I switched over to the new Beta Design Wizard and the experience wasn't a very nice one. I had all sorts of problems with it. But now, even though I've switched back again to the old version, the problems are still there.

I guess I should've known better and just waited until it was tried and tested, but at least I can now share one of my favourite photos with you - showing exactly how I'm feeling right now - to make me feel slightly better.

WisGrandma posted this on my iBanter website:

1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. And while you walk, smile. It is the ultimate anti-depressant.
2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day. Buy a lock if you have to.
3. Buy a DVD Recorder, tape your late night shows and get more sleep.
4. When you wake up in the morning complete the following statement, my purpose is to __________ today.'
5. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.
6. Watch more movies, play more games and read more books than you did in 2007.
7. Make time to practice meditation, yoga, tai chi, or prayer. They provide us with daily fuel for busy lives.
8. Spend time with people over the age of 70 and under the age of 6.
9. Dream more while you are awake.
10. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured.
11. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat blueberries, wild Alaskan salmon, broccoli, almonds and walnuts.
12. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
13. Clear clutter from your house, your car, your desk and let new and flowing energy into your life.
14. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip, energy vampires, issues of the past, negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
15. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
16. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a college kid with a maxed out credit card.
17. Smile and laugh more. It will keep the energy vampires away.
18. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
20. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
21. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
22. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.
23. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
24. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
25. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: 'In five years, will this matter?'
26. Forgive everyone for everything.
27. What other people think of you is none of your business.
28. Time heals almost everything. Give time, time.
29. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
30. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
31. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
32. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
33. The best is yet to come.
34. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
35. Do the right thing!
36. Call your family often. (Or email them to death!!!) Even if it's to simply say "Hey, I'm thinkin' of ya!"
37. Each night before you go to bed complete the following statements: "I am thankful for __________. " and "Today I accomplished_________."
38. Remember that you are too blessed to be stressed.
39. Enjoy the ride. Remember this is not Disney World and you certainly don't want a fast pass. You only have one ride through this life so make the most of it and enjoy the ride.
40. Treat everyone with kindness, everyone…… try it! You will be amazed at the rate abundance comes into your life.

Sure sounds like good info to me...

Turns out that one of humanity's oldest professions may be even older than we thought.

In a recent study of macaque monkeys in Indonesia, researchers found that male primates "paid" for sexual access to females - and that the going rate for such access dwindled as the number of available females went up.

Researchers, who studied the monkeys for some 20 months, found that males offered their payment up-front, as a kind of pre-sex ritual. After the females were groomed by male partners, female sexual activity more than doubled, from an average of 1.5 times an hour to 3.5 times.

The study also showed that the number of minutes that males spent grooming hinged on the number of females available at the time. The better a male's odds of getting lucky, the less nit-picking time the females received.

A wickedly funny animated music video, called Virus Alert by Wierd Al Yankovic